40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 11, 2025)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Oct 11, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

Tweets can be powerful, no matter how small they are. Sometimes the things that have the biggest impact on us are the smallest in size. Think about wasabi. It may look harmless, like pastel green play-dough, and they give you less than a quarter-sized amount on your California roll. But if you put that whole dollop in your mouth, you would be in for a world of hurt unlike any other. It may be small, but it is mighty. This can have a positive effect, too. Just a spoonful of sugar can not only make the medicine go down, but also perfectly balance the flavors in your stew. We don't have to be dealing in large quantities. Small stuff is good too. 

These tweets prove that. They have an outsized impact compared to their character count. They'll make you laugh. They'll make you think. And they might just change the course of your life. Okay, that last one might be a bit of an exaggeration, but you literally never know. I've known of tweets changing the course of everything.

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  • At the very least, these tweets will remind you that the internet can sometimes be a wonderful place. Sure, it is filled with dread and horror and all the things that make us lose faith in the world. But sometimes there is stuff that makes us gain faith. Hopefully, these are part of that latter category. 

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    Ash Arora ☑ @asharoraa My intern was born in 2007 I have unread emails older than that 6:40 AM 10/2/25 2.6M Views 683 1 6.1K 134K
    via @asharoraa
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    PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus this raven will grow up and be talking to other ravens like what do u mean ur parents werent huge as f and had hands? Beauty Of Nature @Should HaveAn.... 6d How orphaned ravens are fed to keep them wild before release. 0:06 12:35 PM 9/29/25·5.2M Views
    via @SexbeanPernicus
  • 03
    lex @lexlisbon i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are 1:13 PM 9/29/25 1.9M Views • 120 17 24K 139K ☐ 5.2K
    via @lexlisbon
  • 04
    Fossil Locator @FossilLocator Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and their statues are on fb marketplace Results from outside your search FOR SALE HOUSE BROKEN $2,230 Dinosaur Life Sized... Leonia, NJ - $1,260 Dinosaur Life Sized... Leonia, NJ - $1,860 $2,100 - Dinosaur Life Sized... - Dinosaur Life Sized...
    via @FossilLocator
  • 05
    YouTube dot com fight club endi. @CarrotFollower r/bedbugs is awesome because every post is a picture of a bedbug captioned "is this a bedbug?" And 200 replies saying "you're f ed" 12:41 AM - 9/24/25 3.6M Views 109 17 6K 186K 6.1K ↑
    via @CarrotFollower
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    Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr It's got two settings, Antarctica & Bahamas. Engine gone rattle like a '97 Civic but it ain't gone fail you. Can't even hear the TV when it's on. Mesh M @rahsh33m 1d The best air conditioner ever made
    via @roywoodjr
  • 07
    big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin my bf once paid for our entire giant Costco order and I was like since you got that I'll get us food from their little food court forgetting that everything there costs $3 or less 10:12 AM 9/26/25 3.1M Views 165 17 2.6K 157K ☐ 3.9K ↑
    via @itsbighonkin
  • 08
    Benny Feldman @Feldfrog Sometimes you go to a city and it's like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere 12:55 PM 9/27/25 431K Views 38 1.2K 37K 616 企
    via @Feldfrog
  • 09
    Cjay ⭑ @ced_jayy If I walk out hungover and the homie is cooking me this they are getting hugged from behind and a "well you're up early" whispered in their ear @juniorkingpp. 1d Got some hungover people at the house this morning
    via @ced_jayy
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    Edward Badgette @acrimonyand The Ivy League invented football as a substitute for war and the South was like " best thing since war" 8:08 PM 9/26/25 169K Views this is the 24 17503 10K ☐ 522
    via @acrimonyand
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    Max @minordissent if you only work 20 hours a week but do it at odd hours everyone will think you work 100 hours a week bone @boneGPT 1d started answering emails in the middle of the night to show dominance 11:35 PM - 9/30/25 684K Views ○ 72 27 1K 34K ☐ 1.4K ↑
    via @minordissent
  • 12
    mis @RealQuickMis Doordash denied my refund WITH these pics... y'all playing in my face MY SHHHH YALL SEE HIM EATING MIL M elivery. ne and ints the McDonald's app 5:10 PM 9/29/25 739K Views 189 1.2K Mot O...... elivery. ne and ints h the McDonald's app 29K ☐ 1.3K 企
    via @RealQuickMis
  • 13
    @melodiriii i hate when teachers are like “if I make an exception for you, i'd have to make an exception for everyone." do you know what an exception means 9:41 AM 9/29/25 3.7M Views 229 18.6K 214K 4.3K ↑
    via @melodiriii
  • 14
    latke @latkedelrey can't get over the fact that last time i posted about how committing to daily walks helped my recovery i got a ton of replies being like "um. it snows where i live" and "some of us live in a city" even though at the time i was actively walking through the snow, in a city 6:42 PM 9/29/25 1.2M Views • 234 [ 2.1K 93K 2.5K 企
    via @latkedelrey
  • 15
    Jared @b1g_damage We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before 4:48 PM 9/28/25 1.8M Views 121 16.2K 107K ☐ 2.2K
    via @b1g_damage
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    ghost of cool @belovedonly when we were interviewing for an italian linguist one of the candidates said "translations are like women. some are beautiful and some are not" thomas@nnepenthes . 2d italian coworker taking the sual harrasment module at work and failing every single question GIF ALT
    via @belovedonly0
  • 17
    mollie :3 @vuse_lover hooked up with a guy tonight and upon seeing men ked he said "you are very... anatomically correct" . 3:37 AM 9/29/25 3.1M Views 250 1K 71K ☐ 4.8K ↑
    via @vuse_lover
  • 18
    the Rich @Duderichy is no one else excited by that quad hamstring separation ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter • 22h meanwhile on manhattan bound L Imao hold doors R8 oor friend friend or persons with
    via @Duderichy
  • 19
    denz @diomuarr i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone's mind 9:36 AM 9/27/25 2.7M Views 796 126K 184K ☐ 8.2K ↑
    via @diomuarr
  • 20
    Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas Movies. The thing you actually want to make is movies. 4 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 1d The Duffer Brothers want to continue making more TV shows with long release gaps like 'STRANGER THINGS' "If TV shows come out every year, it's diminishing return. I like the buildup" (Source: @Variety) 12:40 PM 9/26/25 4.8M Views 203 12K STRANGER THINGS 236K 2.6K 企
    via @Schaffrillas
  • 21
    gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi Okay but what if this is how he actually came back Todd Spence @Todd Spence.1d There's an indie wrestler named "Jesus" and he wrestles without ever touching his opponents Amazing 5:40 PM 9/25/25 4.7M Views 237 15K ELI 236K ☐ 14K ↑
    via @GianmarcoSoresi
  • 22
    abby govindan @abbygov today I saw a cute and conventionally attractive couple kissing on the subway and instead of taking a pic and plastering them all over the internet I just internalized my own bitterness about being single and contemplated texting my ex like a normal person • 9:26 PM 9/27/25 1M Views 95 17 3K 87K 1.9K ↑
    via @abbygov
  • 23
    JJ the Chaos Jester @blueorchidFLPA Go big or go home, ladies. IF If getting any Pipe, you must now take the FULL LENGTH. Thanks - Manager • 6:54 PM 9/24/25 36K Views 41 1782 1.3K ☐ 41 企
    via @blueorchidFLPA
  • 24
    sarah✩ @carolinaruins a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said "if it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager." that doesn't make me feel better 12:11 PM 9/27/25 2.5M Views 268 15.1K 171K 5.6K ↑
    via @carolinaruins
  • 25
    spencer 99 @obesekendoll take a pregnancy test Now zahra @hyewint.2d if no one's tried the mayo and green grapes combo for breakfast pls try it it's so good →
    via @obesekendoll
  • 26
    TEA Mr. Smith @BadChoice Milk Brandon Lowe looks like he's wearing a Boston Red Sox Halloween costume NYY ger: 0-2 1-1 7 P:96 B tud BOSTON 8:21 PM 9/30/25 1.8M Views 521 17 1K 45K 823 ↑
    via @BadChoiceMilk
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    Land, man @PLM_Pimp It has been rough two days. Land, man @PLM_Pimp.3d Sushi from a food truck in Midland, Tx My biggest gamble in the oil patch so far Daddy *DOES OIL WESTERN DARLIN CO TAYLOR, TEX. 76576 11:24 AM 10/1/25 593K Views 39 tv 128 LC 9.5K 169 ↑
    via @PLM_Pimp
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    GH-901-WX Breezy✰✰ @Bigqadi Parody account Yeah it was part of the Lousiana Purchase. The Future @Defutureofx. 18h They have Popeyes in Paris? Qualy or Hocking Rel LE LABK PARIS peyes CIPOE KARSO Belib 03 B
    via @Bigqadi
  • 29
    brian @brianonhere shooting the sh with the contractor on site today, he was like "Yeah clients decided to swap to a steel hearth at the fireplace, it's gonna look super slick man" and i was like "Steel huh isn't that gonna get really hot" and he froze for like ten seconds & whipped out his phone 8:52 PM 9/25/25 2.7M Views . 133 17 2.1K 95K 3.4K ↑
    via @brianonhere
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    lumi ✔ @wydlumi why do ur parents text u like they are trapped souls Sora → @railedbysora. 5d my parents are so needy Mother M help us please Father F help 3:50 PM 9/28/25.8.1M Views 274 123K 513K 10K 企
    via @wydlumi
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    @meishato when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it 12:00 PM 9/25/25 2.7M Views • 222 1 34K 222K ☐ 6.3K ↑
    via @meishato
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    Shehan Jeyarajah ❤ @ShehanJeyarajah I talked to an Italian once and learned about racisms that I didn't even know existed POP Pop Crave CRAVE @PopCrave.3d Sabrina Carpenter on her love of travel and new perspectives: "You learn more about life in a 20-minute conversation with someone from Italy than in 20 years in the U.S." vogue.it/article/sabrin... 1:15 PM 9/25/25 12M Views
    via @ShehanJeyarajah
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    Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_ Apple as a company being named after a fruit. Her name being Eve. Truly a genius. Zoomer @zoomyzoomm.2d Steve Jobs daughter btw evejobs ❤
    via @Ariannnyy_
  • 34
    cats being weird @catsbeingweirds > Take cat the vet. > Vet is also a cat. MELLIS VET
    via @catsbeingweirds
  • 35
    Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw the immutable thing you're only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what's new 3:29 AM 10/1/25 407K Views . 30 13K 30K ☐ 2.2K ↑
    via @i_zzzzzz
  • 36
    Frank Costa @feistyfrank AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today UPORTES • Film Updates @FilmUpdates 22h Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated, TMZ reports.
    via @feistyfrank
  • 37
    Em Dash @hillbilly_emily ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job. 10:30 AM 9/30/25 1.7M Views 141 17 9.8K 104K ☐ 2.5K T
    via @hillbilly_emily
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    BC @BeckyTheChicken When I was a teen I went to the doctor for my crooked spine. He said, "You have scoliosis but I'm not going to put scoliosis on your chart because then legally you can't be a policeman, firefighter, or astronaut." "I... I don't want to do any of that." "Well, you never know." 2:56 PM 9/30/25 4.8M Views 57 17 3.6K 213K ☐ 5.3K ↑
    via @BeckyTheChicken
  • 39
    Blossom @blossom102122 I am trying not to post hinge screenshots but I am just too hilarious Today 2:38 PM Start the chat with Vikas Today 5:28 PM I am looking for someone who's comfortable in her femininity and can embrace the masculinity I bring. what does that even mean Nevermind What are you looking for? I am looking for someone who's comfortable in his femininity and can embrace the masculinity I bring. Sent
    via @blossom102122
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    intern (mainnet arc) ❤ @intern hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night 8:19 PM 9/30/25.998K Views → 176 2.1K 53K 1.6K ↑
    via @intern
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    Ari Gold @arigldd When the bartender suggests getting a bucket. L.A. CLES A FINALS 2:05 PM 10/4/25 258K Views . 15 174 6.8K 155 ↑
    via @arigldd

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